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If you number the letters in "Brian Warner," "Marilyn Manson," and "Antichrist Superstar" I love the things that adults always tell kids.
(A=1, B=2,...M=13...) and add them up, you get 666. Try it yourself. Just don't ask me how
the hell I figure this stuff out.
Don't do drugs because they're bad, but always remember to think for yourself.
Only take medicine mommy gives you, not the ones she knocks back whenever the numbness ends.
GRRL POWER: So little boy, I guess you'll be having the macho little race car with your happy meal - it runs on testosterone.
You're fine just the way you are little girl, but don't expect to find a boy that way. You're nothing without a boy.
Be yourself, now take this quiz to see which of three categories we can squeeze you into.
Violence is wrong, now go join the army for duty's sake, for pride's sake, and for your beautiful country's sake.
I love the way people wonder why kids are growing up completely fucked.
It's raining. Who will we blame today. Who will save us now. Not the thunder. Not the clouds. Put on your armour and pray for lightning...
Some people are too happy - like a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cancer-free day.
If it's strong enough for a man, it's obviously strong enough for the weaker sex, right? Noxema girls get laid. Barbie's so full of "grrl power" her pink plastic clothes barely fit her. Snow White waited all her life for a prince and he only came after she had finished the housework 7 times over like a good little girl. But good, obedient little girls don't bite apples...
CLONING:
They can clone sheep. Dolly. Does it seem strange that the result of a major advance in science and technology, a breakthrough in the study of where we come from and the mechanics of our creation, a seemingly GIANT step towards a better world...was named after a woman with large breasts??
Well, once cloning becomes a more common, more efficient process, what are we going to do with it? We could end world hunger. Forget bags of grain, we'll just throw pigs out of planes over third world countries. Sure. Or we could increase the meat content of McDonalds burgers without causing the extinction of the earth's entire cow population...
More likely it will be used in medicine. Individual organs will be cloned and transplanted when needed (they can do that...so I've heard). Then we've got hundreds of people walking around with identical hearts and lungs and kidneys... So when hundreds of people all drop dead from heart attacks on the same day at the same time, you'll know why...!
Of course, there is always one especially important use for scientific advances: PROFIT!! Yes kiddies! Breeders will be out of work when everyone starts ordering "puppy #672086738" out of their puppy catalogs. (Dogalogs. Sorry, couldn't resist...) I'm sure cloning will be fully exploited in no time.